"I can remember talking to the police officer & throwing up my hands, I try to be good but it never works out."

prinsey:

jamesn86:

prinsey:

My birthday’s coming up. Well not really. It’s Jan 6. But we can pretend?

My birthday is January 6th too! Just thought I’d unnecessarily state that right there.

129 ♥ / 2 years ago / Source: 9gag